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did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?
Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:
That’s it. That’s tumblr.
this is surprisingly accurate
It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.
same goes for students at schools
I just realized how fucked up that is wow.
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
wait that’s not what the black market is?
fuck
#gpoy


#just noticed the slytherin girl and gryffindor boy #theyre so excited #and he turns back to her #and shes like yeah i know #and sort of grabs hold of him #and new otp/brotp #defying labels #not everyone hated slytherins #not all slytherins were dicks #i like this
why is one kid not wearing a robe
the kids who are wearing robes were taking their OWLs/NEWTs. Notice Luna’s not wearing a robe either. Because they’re underclassmen and had free periods while the upperclassmen were taking their exams.
This post is amazing because a) Slytherin and intrahouse love, but also because b) someone just explained how free-dress works during exams at Hogwarts.
WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND
YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE ONLY SIX EPISODES OF SHERLOCK? ALL THOSE PSYCHO NUT FANS GOT OFF ON ONLY SIX EPISODES!?
that’s why our fandom is so fucking weird.

Our school had a competition to design a poster which promoted non-swearing, we still have no idea who did this.
ALL HAIL THE NEW XBOX ONE!!! SO GREAT AND MAJESTIC!!!
I can sleep now knowing i reblogged this successfully
TIME FOR THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF THE BE KIND, REWIND MESSAGE.








